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> Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his
> > mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom
> > lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying,
> > "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
> >
> > The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his
> > mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her.
> >
> > So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and
> > started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike!
> > I need a bike!"
> > Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying
> > because her first period had started and she had no idea what
> > it was. The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so
> > she suggested Sheryl talk to her mom.
> >
> > She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny. "Why are
> > you crying?" Asked little Johnny.
> >
> > "I'm crying because I'm bleeding," she replied.
> >
> > "Give me a look," said little Johnny.
> >
> > She lifted her skirt and showed him.
> >
> > "Fuckin' hell!" said little Johnny. "No wonder you're bleeding
> > - some bastard's cut off your cock!"
lol! lol! lol!